HERE COME MY ATTEMPTS AT PICKUP LINES

Was it exhausting? When you climbed out of hell?

Yknow what they say, the bigger the horns...

Me? Horny? Look who's talking?

Speak of the devil... No, really, tell me more about yourself.

Is it you or is it getting hellishly hot in here?

Fucking hell (but said very smoothly)

I'm feeling meh, will you take me under your wing? (figuratively and literally, ofcourse)

I need a priest because you've posessed my heart

I always thought hell was so hot because of the fire, but now I see it was you all along

Eating a sandwich? I heard demons eat humans too. Want a taste of me? (and hope you do not get mauled to death)

AND FINALLY, THE NOT QUITE A PICKUP LINE BUT OH WELL

Do you like angels? Cuz I could go for some kfc!